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According to her Facebook page, Miss Monica attended (but did not necessarily graduate from) Esmeralda’s Beauty Academy, where her copious applications of liquid eyeliner and silver lipstick conflicted with the more conservative aesthetic sensibility of headmistress Esmeralda.  

Miss Monica now “works in an office” in Washington, DC.  She pretends to practice law, although it is well documented that she spends most of her time in the office filing her nails and planning which club she will be shaking her assets in on Saturday night.  And now she has become greater Washington’s most famous transgender party hostess.  Has Miss Monica finally found her true calling?